“Church Attendance is Up, and Evil is Down”
Crap Dept., Random Things of the Day | (3)
Yes, there is a superhero named Bibleman, who is shown from time to time on Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN). And fortunately for cynical masochists like myself, there is a full episode up on Google Video.
Premise: Cypher (Bibleman's African-American sidekick) stops a bunch of homosexual thugs from burning a bunch of Bibles. Because burning Bibles is way more evil than murder or genocide. Bibleman, Cypher, and Biblegirl then join forces to defeat the "Wacky Protester", a liberal college atheist who has an evil plan to turn all the world's children to atheism. Because nothing could be more evil than ...