Yes, there is a superhero named Bibleman, who is shown from time to time on Pat Robertson’s Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN). And fortunately for cynical masochists like myself, there is a full episode up on Google Video.
Premise: Cypher (Bibleman’s African-American sidekick) stops a bunch of homosexual thugs from burning a bunch of Bibles. Because burning Bibles is way more evil than murder or genocide. Bibleman, Cypher, and Biblegirl then join forces to defeat the “Wacky Protester”, a liberal college atheist who has an evil plan to turn all the world’s children to atheism. Because nothing could be more evil than a horde of atheist toddlers spreading their ungodly influences on this upstanding God-fearing nation.
But if you thought that was bad, there is an even more shambolic computer game based on this very same episode. Obsolete 15 year old graphics and obviously terrible gameplay FTW -
Bibleman’s other foes include Jewy McJewstein, a stereotypical New York Jew who just can’t get off his case. Way to create inter-faith dialogue, CBN…
Seriously? It looks like a joke. But I know it’s real…damn. THEY HAVE THE GAY “THUGS” DOING PIROUETTES…C’MON! Seriously????
My parents would probably approve of this TV series.
Really, the next time you ever visit the American Midwest (har har), be sure to remind yourself that a majority, or at least a plurality of Americans in the region uphold these perverted values.
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